You know what makes me so mad that I could punch a kitten? The fact that some people still haven’t figure out how a traffic light operates. I mean come on, it’s really not that hard. While it does piss me off when some douche bag can’t seem to find the gas pedal because they are too busy text messaging, daydreaming, or just simply being a dumbass, the situation is exacerbated when more than one of these mistakes of nature are in the same lane. You know what I am talking about. You are about fifteen cars back and the light has been green for what feels like an eternity, yet you haven’t moved an inch. I like to call this “the chain of stupidity”. The time it takes to start moving increases exponentially for every asshole not paying attention between you and the light.
While I am sitting at a green light awaiting my turn in the “chain”, I make it my mission to press the gas as soon as the otter toothed sweat hog in front of me finally decides to start moving. But, what really sends me into a grandmother slapping rage is when the dipshit ahead of me believes idle speed is a sufficient rate of acceleration. Have some courtesy, the slower you go, the fewer cars can make it through the light. I don’t have any tangible data to support my theory, but I seriously believe this group of bottom feeders to be the same people that can’t be bothered by using a blinker.
November 23, 2007 at 3:40 am |
LMFAO, so true.
November 24, 2007 at 10:47 pm |
Hells yeah, its bad enough that they’ll sit there just long enough so that they will catch the yellow and you’re stuck with the damn red.