Ok, so I either had a deep thought or an episode of boredom induced insanity while I was sitting in class the other day.
Mathematical Proof of Human Stupidity:
“If” the universe is infinite, but the number of planets containing intelligent life is finite, then by letting:
x = the number of planets containing intelligent life
y = the size of the universe
Take the ratio of planets with intelligent life to the size of the universe while letting the size of the universe approach infinity.
lim x / y = 0
y → ∞
Proving that no planet contains intelligent life. I realize this theorem is unnecessary for predicting intelligent life on earth, because anybody that has ever been in a public place or watched TV can easily deduce that there is no intelligence in our part of the universe.

March 24, 2008 at 10:45 pm |
Wow, Brilliant theorem. This just expands on Einstein’s quote “There are two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity; I’m not so sure about the first one.”